2 Emails. . .God, I’m so pathetic!!

2 Emails?. . .You got to be kidding. . .and “junkmail” for bitchin’ out loud!  God, I’m so pathetic!!

Email #1:  Timeshare?

Okay, I don’t have time to share.

Email #2:  Geico Insurance

Okay, my car is as old as an Oldsmobile (I think that’s the way you spell it?).  So if my car gets hit, I’ll probably be doing it a favor by putting it out of its misery.

Today is Friday. . .and I love Rebecca Black’s “Friday” video.  Sure her voice is a bit whiney. . .mechanical. . .and everyone seems to dislike her but with over 52 million views to her vid I’m sure she’s laughing (or crying somewhere)!

Today I woke up feeling fat. . .

 

. . .so leave me the fuck alone!  Okay.

 

But hey, enjoy my poem!

 

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MAMA

 

Fat Mama

Sexy Mama

Can’t fit in my jeans, Mama

Shut up, Devlin, and have another donut!

 

There. End of poem.  Now go away. . .:(