2 Emails. . .God, I’m so pathetic!!

2 Emails?. . .You got to be kidding. . .and “junkmail” for bitchin’ out loud!  God, I’m so pathetic!!

Email #1:  Timeshare?

Okay, I don’t have time to share.

Email #2:  Geico Insurance

Okay, my car is as old as an Oldsmobile (I think that’s the way you spell it?).  So if my car gets hit, I’ll probably be doing it a favor by putting it out of its misery.

Today is Friday. . .and I love Rebecca Black’s “Friday” video.  Sure her voice is a bit whiney. . .mechanical. . .and everyone seems to dislike her but with over 52 million views to her vid I’m sure she’s laughing (or crying somewhere)!

Today I woke up feeling fat. . .

 

. . .so leave me the fuck alone!  Okay.

 

But hey, enjoy my poem!

 

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MAMA

 

Fat Mama

Sexy Mama

Can’t fit in my jeans, Mama

Shut up, Devlin, and have another donut!

 

There. End of poem.  Now go away. . .:(

Politics and Prostitution…rant & poem

Well another day, and nothing really to say or add except for America is going to hell in a handbag!  The fiscal cliff keeps cliffing.  Political differences and issues are now threatning the FDA to go on furlough so the cost of meat, poultry, vegetables, eggs, milk, etc. etc. are all going to sky rocket in prices if nothing is resolved by March 1st, so stock up.  Government employees are facing potential pink slips.  Just the other day I saw a sign screaming “Depression Rates”.  And one of my kuzis (I think that’s the way you spell ‘Kuzi’?) once read:  “It’s a Recession when the other guy loses his job.  It’s a Depression when you lose yours.” 

You know the Mayans never predicted that the world was ever going to end (thank Hollywood for that) but merely predicted big changes were to come.  So are they here now?  Where is Nostradamus by the way, or Superman for that matter? 

Need to go back and see Phil Collins/Genesis videos.

In the meantime here’s another poem. . .this one dedicated to the Sexual Politics of America!  Enjoy!

 

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The Prostitute

 

Across the conferences she lays to bade foreign

nations wielding pens mightier than swords

bleed the predatorial beast beneath red-top masses;

 

the sovereign of exchanged currencies

exorcising their gluttonies within her are but

a mere promised farce, an anti-cleansing of impure hands-

 

she is the shameless populace of God’s right hand,

the echo of a prostituted nation

for at his feet, she weeps

Unit Core God Uterus

Black Listed Thoughts in a little black book by poet Mike Meraz. . .I had a black listed thought that consisted of abortion and your right to bear arms but somewhere along the way my uterus got shot down, and sustained two bullets from an AZ political drive-by thuggette who wants to prosecute the women responsible for aborting an unwanted child as it might be considered “evidence tampering”.  What kind of America are we living in when a woman has sex or is a victim of rape/incest and SHE becomes the criminal?  Okay, bad question.  Okay, I love my guns.  I have a 12 gage double-barrel action-pump Magnum Express shotgun adored by the ATF; a Smith & Wesson 6 slug revolver; and a Semi-Automatic Springer double-shot handgun.  Now I’m looking to buy a BAR 1918 as well as a Corner Shot rifle. . .all in the name to protect my Unit Core God Uterus.  I have a daughter, and I weep for her future as I fear a pre-communist uterus country unfolding with her uterus being held captive by the Gyno-Government.

So I put together a list of things to do for your uterus before and after trying it out:

 

0.  Paragraph A-Do abstain from sex.  Paragraph B-This excludes nymphs.

1.  Do keep your uterus clean and fetus free, see #0, Paragraph A.

2.  Hang a “Do Not Enter” sign on your vagina.

3.  Do not smile at the bartender as he may think you’re interested and spikes your drink.

4.  Have a sit down between your uterus, your vagina, and the 33 Degrees Delegates and ask what their POV’s are on this political uterus/abortion war.

5.  Have your tubes tied at the onset of your birth.

6.  Build a prison inside your uterus for sperm-victs.

7.  Talk to your great-grandmother, your true Ob-Gyn

8.  Do not self-abort with hot water, that is so 1950’s or is it 60’s?

9.  If you have to abort, take a high-ranking political rep and hold he/she hostage with extreme prejudice, then negotiate through a bullhorn, “Either the rep gets it or the fetus?”

All in all, I think women should be left to their own devices (and I don’t mean IUD’s, but speaking of IUD’s. . .):  Pro-Choice, Pro-Life, Roe Vs. Wade, yadda, yadda, yadda.  Sex, rape, incest should not even be an issue with abortion as this is America and should always be a right like a right to bear arms, and all that And Justice For All crap.  Now back to the IUD. . .I need to have my IUD replaced!  And I’m really hoping my Ob-Gyn doesn’t ask:  Copper or plastic? ‘cause I just might answer:  A Hysterectomy, please!